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14 Things About 2014 That Sucked

Lets review the things that sucked in 2014 and get ready for 2015 the year of Kesha!

1. LeBron James:
1. LeBron James:

What do you call person who would move from Miami to Cleveland? Answer: A idiot also LeBron James. The King thought it would be a great idea to return to his home state. He is now the 3rd biggest star in Ohio. (#1 Johnny Football #2 Drew Carry)

2. ISIS:
2. ISIS:
Everyone likes head. Well the ISIS love heads! ISIS took over the internet for a few months in 2014 after a few beheading videos. I watched them for their great pro-wrestling promos at the start of each one. They acted like “bad guys” from the 80’s. Also I’m still convinced that the ISIS were just huge fans of The Governor from The Walking Dead and just wanted a fish tank of heads.
3. The Dad from 7th Heaven:
3. The Dad from 7th Heaven:
In his defense Jessica Biel was really hot when she was 13.
4. Malaysia Airlines Flight 370:
4. Malaysia Airlines Flight 370:
David Copperfield made his huge return in 2014. He was trying to top his Statue Of Liberty trick and I think he did a great job!!!!!!!!
*He had Ukraine shoot the plane down for him. Sorry if I ruined the trick for you. Also David Copperfield made-up Santa and God
5. Donald Sterling:
5. Donald Sterling:

What’s the best to hide your racism? Own a NBA team. Donald got banned from the NBA for life. Which for him is only a few more weeks. So now there are 2 people banned from a league. Donald Sterling and Pete Rose. You see that betting on your team is just as bad as whipping your team.

6. Dennis Rodman:
6. Dennis Rodman:

Man a bad year for basketball….. D-Rod flew to North Korea to play basketball for some reason with Kim Jong Un. The North Korea Post reported that the game was a close one. The final score was 168-0. Kim Jon Un aka Jordan 2.0

7. Ebola:
7. Ebola:
Tony Romo was the second worst thing in Dallas in 2014. But don’t worry Tony, I think you will be back a top in 2015!
8. Robin Williams:
8. Robin Williams:

R.I.P Popeye. The Genie probably wishes he could change one of those “rules” now. For real I will miss Robin Williams, he was really great in Old Dogs.

9. Kim Kardashian's butt:
9. Kim Kardashian’s butt:
Adding #breaktheinternet to a picture of your ass doesn’t break the internet. Kim must think she’s Kesha or something. If you really want to break the internet just break up with your second biggest ass you have.
*Mr.West
10. Happy:
10. Happy:

If I hear this song one more time I swear I’m going to go on a mass shooting. This shit was up for a Oscar! A Oscar?! I mean come one! Only great people win Oscars. Like Three 6 Mafia and Eminem.

11. The Expendables 3:
11. The Expendables 3:

Remember those ISIS videos I was talking about? This was a lot harder to watch.

12. Bill Cosby:
12. Bill Cosby:
One more childhood hero of Joshua is ruined. Dr.Huxtable must have gave out a lot of day after pills back in the day! I feel like with all of that free Jell-0 and Kodak products he got for free made for a lot of really sick sex photos.
I hope I never find out that Sinbad or Jerry Seinfeld had sex.
13. Beating people in your family:
13. Beating people in your family:
Hey we all hate our families sometimes. But punching your wife in the face (on video) or beating your son with a stick isn’t going to help any. It also doesn’t help when you’re getting paid millions of dollars to play a game. You may come off looking like a asshole. So hey Tom Brady, if you’re reading this and you really want to punch your wife or beat your kid…..just hide it better.
14. Ferguson:
14. Ferguson:

Well someone had to bring it up. It would be very hard to make any list about 2014 without having Ferguson on it. Unless if that list was named “Best Places To Live In 2014.” For those who forgot the plot. Here is what happened. A white cop shot and killed a young black teen. The details of shooting are kind of questionable. So the people of Ferguson thought they would show how much they hated the police by burning down a beauty store and a Little Caesars. FUCK THE POLICE!!!!!!

Here are some honorable mentions on things that sucked in 2014 but didn’t suck enough to make the top 14:
Maroon 5
Diet orange soda
The New York Jets
Wonder Woman
Joshua Proctor
Iowa
Books
South Korea
Kid Rock
White cops
Sorry guys!!!! But I have a great feeling that some of you will be on the 15 Things about 2015 That Sucked list……IOWA I’M LOOKING AT YOU!
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