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The Worst WWE Gimmicks Ever (Part 1)

Pro-wrestling is great! I loved it since I was 6. Everyone knows Hulk Hogan,Undertaker,Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock. However there is a lot of wrestlers didn’t stand the test of time (Like Test….R.I.P btw!) This is part 1 of 4 of the 60 worst WWE gimmicks ever. I have it in alphabetical order so don’t flip out if you don’t see Repo Man or Zeus on this list they both made it so don’t worry. (Spoiler alert!) So here is the first 15. Enjoy!

Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz:
Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz:

Abe who also went by the name M.V.P made his debut in 1994 during the MLB strike. It turns out that Abe was more boring than baseball which is pretty hard to do if you ask me. The only half entertaining part about Knuckleball is that his theme music was Take Me Out To The Ballgame. Schwartz was a error in pro-wrestling history.

Bastian Booger:
Bastian Booger:

Bastian who also made his debut in 1994. Man 94 was bad year for wrestling. Booger wasn’t the best wrestler but he did have the gift of making people sick just by looking at him. He called his nose a snack dispenser. You might be shock to learn that Bastian left the WWE in 1995 but that year was one to……..forget.

Battle Kat:
Battle Kat:

In 1990 WWE fans meet the man named Battle Kat. With the martial-arts skilled of Bruce Lee he wow’ed everyone. By wow’ed I mean put to sleep. He was in WWE for about 2 months before going to Japan. Japan called him the worst thing America dropped on them since WW2.

The Beast:
The Beast:

The Beast was a wrestler from the 1960’s. He was said to be a savage but in real life he was just some homeless dude fighting for food. The dog from Sandlot was named after him.

Beaver Cleavage:
Beaver Cleavage:

Mr.Cleavage had one match in WWE and then was never seen again. However the vignettes that lead up to his debut are still being talked about today. I still don’t know what WWE was thinking or why he got pulled so early. But I am still very thankful that it happened.

 

The Berzerker:
The Berzerker:

This retarded viking made his debut in 1991 by Mr.Fuji. He won most of his matches by count out, which was awful cause that made people look at him 7 seconds longer. For whatever reason he had matches with HOF’ers like Jimmy Snuka and Bret Hart. I wonder what they did to piss Vince off at the time.

Big Bully Busick:
Big Bully Busick:

Triple B made his debut in the early 1990’s. His goal was to push around the other WWE superstars. He failed. He did however use to pop kids balloons on his way in which pushed him up to number #758 on my list. (Sorry Stevie Richards you got bumped down.) Here is a match for you! You’re welcome!

Big Dick Johnson:
Big Dick Johnson:

The first of many dick puns names on the lists. Still not 100% sure what his deal was. He showed up at random times and showed off his package to everyone. I kind of hope he Chris Benoit himself.

Billy & Chuck:
Billy & Chuck:
A tag team that were pretty close. In 2002 Chuck asked Billy to be his (tag team) partner for life. It was such major news that The Today Show and The f’n New York Times talked about it. That’s 100% true. Sadly at the commitment ceremony Billy told everyone it was just a publicity stunt. They broke up weeks after leaving everyone butt hurt (#pun)
Boggeyman:
Boggeyman:

Who is that under your bed? Oh it’s just Boggeyman. Ok good something that will make me go to sleep faster. The B.Man did get over fast with the fans also he has PPV’s wins over JBL and Booker T. That one was at Wrestlemania 22! But then someone called the Ghostbusters or something cause Boggey hasn’t been seen since. Thanks Egon! Sucks you died.

The Brooklyn Brawler:
The Brooklyn Brawler:

The lovable loser of the WWE. Brawler was such a pussy that it made me think I could kick the shit out of anyone from Brooklyn. That’s right K.G! Come get some! For those with eyes that are reading this you may have notice that Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz¬† and Brawler look very alike. That’s cause they’re twin brothers…duh

Chris Benoit:
Chris Benoit:

He really didn’t want to job to C.M Punk that night I guess…………

Cryme Tyme:
Cryme Tyme:

The award for most racist team in wrestling history goes to……..Why did they have to spell their name like that? Who thought that was a “street” thing to replace I’s with Y’s? “Oh no they spell it tyme on the streets.” They broke up in early 2008 and Y for one was pretty happy about it.

Deuce & Domino:
Deuce & Domino:
Double D made their debut in 2007 making the claim to be the biggest attraction in all of the past,present and future. Suck on that Bret. Hailing from the other side of the tracks they awon the tag titles, which now seems like some type of crime. (sorry I mean cryme) Deuce and Domino ended their partnership in 2008 after they got into a fight over what was the best Grease movie. Everyone knows the answer is number 2. I mean Catwoman was in it!
The Dicks:
The Dicks:

Our 3rd tag team in a row. Chad and James Dick made their debut in 2005. They would put on a show before their matches for the female fans. I don’t care if you were a female fan or even Billy & Chuck, nobody enjoyed watching them. They had a handicap match vs our very own Bogeyman which they lost and got fired soon after. I guess you can say that The Dicks really blown it. (That’s a b.j joke!)

Well that’s the first 15 of the worst wrestling gimmicks ever. Feel free to comment and name some losers that you feel that should be on this list or on one of the lists coming soon.

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